Porsche Blanket
Joke ~ What would you do?
Bob returns home a day early from a business trip and gets into a taxi at Manchester airport after midnight. On the way back to his house, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness as he suspects his wife is having an affair and he intends to catch her in the act.
For £100 the cabby agrees. They arrive at the house and Bob and the cabby tiptoe into the bedroom. Bob switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man.
Bob immediately puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it!! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Porsche I bought for you.....your Arsenal season ticket.....the house at the lake and your golf club membership and green fees."
Shaking his head from side to side, Bob slowly lowers the gun and looks over at the cabbie and says, "What would you do?"
The cabby says, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold!"
I would have settled for the Arsenal season ticket Fidgety.
Everything else is a bonus!
US $105.00
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